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Sep. 4th, 2008 @ 02:22 pm Twitter
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I recently joined twitter and I must say I find it to be a good concept, but just slightly too short to be fun. For instance, I can't post limericks on Twitter because the average limerick is about 170 characters (which is above the 140 character limit of Twitter). In response to that I have composed the following limerick...

There once was a website named Twitter
Who's posters did grin and titter
At the small blogs they post
While buttering their toast
But to me it just looks like much litter.
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Hambster
From:blackeagle2138
Date:September 4th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
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Are you a Tweet Leech?
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
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I am not a tweet leach, I tweet about random sentences that go through my head... which isn't as much fun as limericks.
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
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Actually, the Dr. Horrible twitter account ran into this -- they asked for limericks and then apologized to the fans because it's damn near impossible to do in one tweet.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
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Yes! I am not alone! I think I'll start a movement, Twitter Limericks for EVERYONE!
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
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*eyes wide and innocent* What is the hammer?
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
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The hammer is my penis.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
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*eyes still wide* Oh, is that like a tack hammer?
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
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...It's like...um...a...uh...I can't come up with anything, but one of the google images for "the hammer is my penis" is this.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
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*squints in disgust* Eeeeew, if that's a penis I don't want one
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
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Me either.
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
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Er, Captain Hammer's penis.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
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Did you just admit to being Captain Hammer?
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)
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Maybe. I could secretly be Nathan Fillion. In my spare time.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 02:44 am (UTC)
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Dude, if you were you'd become like my favorite person ever. *Nathan Fillion is kind of the firts/only man-crush I've ever had*
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:22 am (UTC)
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I am pretty amazingful.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
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Yes, yes you are.
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:22 am (UTC)
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I mean, he is.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
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You both are really!
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From:melster
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)
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Aww, yay! :D Thanks muchly.

I'm not as cool, though. I fully admit that.

You can tell because I have neither fanboys nor fangirls.
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From:biogant
Date:September 5th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
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I don't know you might have a secret viking fan club. If you did you'd never know (Vikings are very good at keeping secrets).