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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 01:11 pm My New Hobby
Applying Draconian Christian Morality to the denizens of Meerkat Manor. FYI Mozart is a whore and deserved the wrath that God has heaped upon her for her whoredom.
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Date:August 19th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
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I think ALL the females of Meerkat Manor are whores.

I mean, seriously. You blink and someone is preggers.
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Date:August 20th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
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Well yes, but the dominant females were effectively married, and as we all know the bible says...

"it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety."
1 Timothy 2:14-15

So the dominant females are saving themselves in that only way they can, by having children until they die of exhaustion. Of course this only applies to married meerkats, and the dominant females sin in their own way. I guess what I'm saying is that meerkats by their very nature defile God's will and should be expunged from the earth along with the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.
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Date:August 20th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
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What is your verdict on Flower? I mean, man... she was -cold-. Being a slut is one thing, but she orchestrated the death of children of meerkats who displeased her.
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Date:August 20th, 2008 03:25 pm (UTC)
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Flower wasn't a slut she had as close to a husband as meerkats can get, and as near as I can tell she only bore his children. However...

"A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
1 Timothy 2:11-12

She deserved the slow death that God brought upon her. As does every dominant female in meerkat society.