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Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 01:11 pm My New Hobby
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Date:August 19th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
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I think ALL the females of Meerkat Manor are whores.

I mean, seriously. You blink and someone is preggers.
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Date:August 20th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
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Well yes, but the dominant females were effectively married, and as we all know the bible says...

"it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety."
1 Timothy 2:14-15

So the dominant females are saving themselves in that only way they can, by having children until they die of exhaustion. Of course this only applies to married meerkats, and the dominant females sin in their own way. I guess what I'm saying is that meerkats by their very nature defile God's will and should be expunged from the earth along with the dinosaurs and the homosexuals.